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Profile for Feldspar17 (offline- last on: Aug 25, 10)
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Details
Name Mike
Age 26
Webcam? yes
Taken? Already has a sexy lover!
   
Location
Country United States
State Ohio
City Athens
   
About Me
I've been here for way too long, off and on.
My Apps
Interests
Reading books, writing poetry and short stories, watching movies, getting fucked up with my friends and throwing extravagant theme parties (which sometimes involve dancing), playing video games and of course working my shitty gas station job.
Turn Ons
Sense of humor, an easy-going personality, having some self-esteem is good (obviously), a girl I can make laugh or one that can make me laugh, intelligence, sass. Certain accents. Tall chicks.
Turn Offs
Being an arrogant bitch, lack of conversational skills. Stupidity and vapidity. People who you know, after talking to them for a few minutes, are complete bullshitters.
ShoutOuts
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Favorite Things
TV Show Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, Simpsons, Clone High, Invader Zim, The Critic, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Viva La Bam, The Daily Show, and... *sigh*.. Degrassi.
Movies Clerks, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, Supertroopers, Memento, Dr. Strangelove, Boondock Saints
Music Rush, Dream Theater, Less Than Jake, Counting Crows, Death Cab for Cutie, Billy Joel, Mae, Frank Zappa, The Rocket Summer, Outkast, Aimee Mann, Flogging Molly, Mars Volta, Brandtson, Atmosphere, Spill Canvas, Jurassic 5, Blackalicious, Aesop Rock, Del the Funkee Homosapien, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, The Shins, Tool, Green Day, Straylight Run, Say Anything
Book Anything by Stephen King (specifically the Dark Tower series), Terry Pratchett, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Moore... I'm into humor obviously. George RR Martin is a fantasy-writing genius. Catch-22, To Kill a Mockingbird, Hamlet, Macbeth, Of Mice and Men, Alas Babylon
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RevDarling: I love that we are still sexy lovers... I think this may count as my longest relationship.
calibunny: Deal.
calibunny: Will you marry me?
RevDarling: I love your face. xoxo
AbortionsTickle: Copycat >:[
Life is okay... just dragging myself through school and work. Also, I got my wallet stolen on Monday. I'm feeling great grinlol
What about you?
AbortionsTickle: cockface
blush: lol failed that one!! heartthrob
blush: :hearththrob:
calibunny: HI! I know you.
blush: Mikey my favorite lover.. wink I'm sorry I missed you earlier. I'll be on later.. <3
Underdose: OMG your face
Killyaselfnow: fledstar where have u been?
RevDarling: p.s. you're never on AIM. fail.
RevDarling: I like that my comments developed a stutter. That's hot. Are you refering to my gay marriage that took the gay train to gayville to become their homecoming queen? No big deal. Not bitter. Nope. Not at all. Even a little. Nada.
RevDarling: Anddddd I'm back. IDK. My BFF Jill?
RevDarling: Anddddd I'm back. IDK. My BFF Jill?
RevDarling: Anddddd I'm back. IDK. My BFF Jill?
RevDarling: Holy Hay-sus
calibunny: I've been waiting for you to ask me. Let's go.
calibunny: I think I love you
Fresca: dont be facetious
chrstinabx: i still <3 you too
xxCutieKittyxx: Pfft, you are. <3
katlinisawesome: Heyy.
How's you doing?
sarahooty: it's been my favorite quote for..jeez..5 years now.
sarahooty: you have pictures in flannel redface
MysteryTramp: come to Kentucky so you can attend my Halloween party, its gonna be epic.
himynameisAmy: wave Do you post in the forums at all anymore?
Rush2112: Rush rocks!
Wargle: 9 months and two days, bby.
pixeltastic: I AM SO CURIOUS.
YOUARE1337: ty very vry much.
texas weather IS amazing

sl inlove
prefuse: 81 YARDS ON RUN n gUN
FukedUpRocker: haha well its funny nonetheless smile
DominionMotherRussia: You should grow your hair out again. Anyway, every time I close my account for long periods of time, I forget my password, which is why I now have about three accounts.
DominionMotherRussia: Why aren't you a mod anymore?
Tsaritsa: At 14, I was shipped off to Bosnia via camel to be a royal concubine. Satisfied?

Don't hate on Tsar Vladimir.
Tsaritsa: What do you know, silly Texan?
kimpl0xible: NO FLEDSTAR
himynameisamy: a long, long time ago :]
calibunny: ok, its not too far. I'll visit some family after the all day/night sex
calibunny: you dont have a car!?!?! i still <3 u
calibunny: smile I MISSED YOU!!
calibunny: god you're hot. haha
HotChick4u: homo
Ikeman: Your mom is here right now, do you want to say hi to her?
hawly: hells yes! little prince rules!!!

you totally know the score.
<3
elsagurl: WHATS WRONG WITH THI SITE
marikitt: aahh, feels weird under this nick. hah!
marikitt: heartthrob
Ikeman: Your mom is here right now, do you want to say hi to her?
peachplumpear: Of course it is. It is one of the two shows I watch religiously. Plus, I have every episode ever on my computer.
Ilytsvm: Psh, noes. redface But thank you all the same Qt. <333
FemaleNinja: ilyily!
HungLikeAHorse666: http://c.wouldyouhitthi
s.com/member_files/2006
/06/06/387226/pics/0366
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Wargle: HEY BABY BABY UHHUHUHUH
Just1wishxx7: very hot.. i love your look, check me out sometime

mandy~
LordZio: Your beard tickles my balls :(
HotBoy4u2: OMG SEXY BEARDED DEFAULT

*HUMP*
blush: You should come to me and read your wonderful stories. It would make for bedtimes to look forward to! So come. NOW. heartthrob
XxCutieKittyxX: ^_^<3
ZeeZix: omg @ your default lol
TiburonX23: Mike is hawt so I yes'd him....PS Im an Awesome Mod!
Al3xL3igh: All you girls can dream about Mike Jaynes the incredible sex god.. but only few can reminisce... *wink*
HopefulDespair: All you girls can dream about Mike Jaynes the incredible sex god.. but only few can reminisce... *wink*
surebabyholdback: I thought your city said 'Nachogochies,' or something.

I chuckled.
aZnDiSTuRBeDHeLL: HAPPY NEW YEAR!rofl
aZnDiSTuRBeDHeLL: HI!!! Thought I'd stop by and wish you: "A Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!"
XxCutieKittyxX: redface Coming from you, that made my life. smile <3
You're the beautiful one.
HotBoy4u2: icaqt.
foleyisgod: HEY POON FUCK


i never see you :(
shakenbake: Ow! what a hottie! My fellow Vonnegut admirer
Chrysanthemumsan: All you girls can dream about Mike Jaynes the incredible sex god.. but only few can reminisce... *wink*
trent050304: fucking fags they need to have something on here where fags cant look or vote on straight guys pictures
TerriSchiavo:
LoveIsSuicide: Happy Halloween!
ViolenceIsArt: So be it!

duel
ViolenceIsArt: Mikey, I miss you. frown
LostEffect:
nobody fucks with the jesus
blush: Dubbed 2 by the blushie. heartthrob
rawrxhawtness: you are gorgeous <3
Av0idTheCliche:
MoreGTThanU: wow HOT
blush: Holy cow, you've been busy! Very well, hotter than SnowboardPunk06!
blush: There is no question that I am the hottest of them all, so I meant hotter than the last one you had. rolleyes
blush: <gasp> I visitEd your nEw girl! hotstuff

Definitely hottEr.
FkNsExImEgGeRz: hottie
feetarefunky: FAGGET. trying to cover up the fact that i have already determined the expiration date of our e-courtship.
feetarefunky: LOLOMGSL'SFORLIFE!!!!


crossfingers
rofl
jaysGirl15: hey ur cute, take a look at my profile and tell me what you think
blush: Just thought I'd drop by and give you these. flowers
fadeintoblack: aww i'm so sorry to hear that love. <3
but it's okay since i hate most guys.
fadeintoblack: why are you bitter towards women?
fadeintoblack: you like fall out boy too?
i thought i was the only one lol
fadeintoblack: hi. you're hot. k bye.
solomon: i eat your snatch... get it right loser. <3
chiclets912: wow! cuteness smile
solomon: you suck. you big dork. nobody even likes you. ugh. go eat worms.
<3 hehe
Deicide: http://www.ubrfvideo.co
m/goldranger/funny/gay_
thread.jpg
hotpinksoxrock: i like the default...very wayne static of you...haha
CyclingFan: Leave my SL be, creep!
CheapThrill: JUST CALL ME THE EMINEM OF WYHT
LOLOLOLOLOL.
RevDarling: "I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame."
chrstinabx: you dumbass... you are already on my friends AND favorites list biggrin
punkrockprincess420: ur very very very gorgeous!!!!!!!! message or comment me sumtime
blush: Just sending some lovE before I step out tonight. hotstuff
We should've gotten marriEd you know..
Fredo777: I'm giving you a YES, b/c I read your sob story in the thread. Plus, the 2nd thumbnail pic from the left is pretty cool.
MrKiefer: Woof Woof baby.

heartthrob
EtniesA27: HAR HAR HAR
FatalTragedy: haha thanks.smile
FatalTragedy: heck yes i love dream theater, one of the best bands ever, haha yeah im not really new to the site, i just wanted to use that sn so i made a new account.
EffingDork: How cute
seethergirl18: aww very cute def yes
feetarefunky: i adore your texan selfheartthrob
JMo15: hola papi. smile
RevDarling: Here I am?
bixallxmeans: eww no
Doug412: we're gonna get so raped this summer.
Elysium: we're gonna get so hammered this summer.
xsympathyx: wave2
solomon: you have totally broken my e- <3

but eric will fix it.
ViolenceIsArt: Monsieur. tiphat
kailasho112: Your very sexy... MUAH BABY
kailasho112: Your very sexy... MUAH BABY
AvESatanas: Damn, you didn't even break me in. Our love was good while it lasted, you will live on in my heart.
solomon: i have the hottest sexy lover ALIVE. mike > all <3
xsympathyx: you know, everytime you pick a new default, you just get cuter and cuter.
peaceloveandflowers: Catcher in the Rye = great book.
peaceloveandflowers: Catcher in the Rye = great book.
blaksamflint: yep, apparently im THE UGLIEST PERSON EVER.
Tica: you now look like an inventor.
solomon: new default <3 it's hotter than my past like 3.
MissEmo: i think its the combination of the glasses and the suitwink

and thank you kind sir lol
MissEmo: i find you utterly adorable.
meowimakittycat: That's got to hurt.
HopefulDespair: wink


ps, my little self likes blowing kisses at you.
feetarefunky: hey mike!
http://img.photobucket.
com/albums/v332/chrstin
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faketomgreen: http://img.photobucket.
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feetarefunky:
chrstinabx:
NotDesired: rad axe.
feetarefunky: you know ILU.
feetarefunky:
sexycrystal: what are all like the smilys and stuff on here...
sexycrystal: hey hey! im from texas and im kinda new.. how the heck do you set ur profile n stuff?
uselessgirl719: yes yes Mae and Bright Eyes are the best!!!
lauren666:
uselessgirl719: woah..you like The Spill Canvas and Straylight Run....awesome awesome omg you're so awesome! ahh and Death Cab and The Mars Volta! I love you now.
prettyxdystrophy: cutie
xsympathyx: new default=adorable.
Hayley: FUCK ME NOW MEAN MAN
Hayley: Your voice recording is homotastic. <3
sarahgabriella: meet me in nowhere nac smile

<3333
sarahgabriella: <3 oh em gee youre spiffy
xsympathyx: biggrin hottie.
Welcome2Paradice: WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
touchme123: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU ARE SO SEXY I WANT YOU BAD!!!!
Hayley: You just want your bj priviledges back.
feetarefunky: your eyes deceive you. <3

does this mean you want a sign? haha
sarahgabriella: <3 youre swell too smile
angelbabycakes: wink You're a total doll! <3 Glad to have "met" you tonight! Feel free to talk to me anytime you're bored. smile You're such a sweetheart! heartthrob
angelbabycakes: Hrm..that's a good point. Two sex drived lovers from Texas in Canada? nono Probably not a good idea, lol. Oh well, we can just film our own TV show and watch it for our own pure enjoyment. wink If you catch my drift! lick
angelbabycakes: Rawr! wink And you live in Texas I see...wow, this could totally work. Ok..here's the plan..we'll elope and run off to Canada, only to crash the set of DeGrassi and snag some lead roles as two sex crazed lovers who have sex all the time, yes? lick
angelbabycakes: eek No way you watch DeGrassi!? eek

Marry me? wink
HopefulDespair: You make me smile. lots.

I heartthrob the crap outta you, tew.
CallMeMsKittyPLS: i know mike, right?
blush: <kiss>
AngelEyes11d7: Haha.. hey! Aww does this mean your heart is mine..
Your deff.. the heart of texASS! haha..
Much love :heart:

Becca
LusciousLollipop: Hella Hott
iLoveNatas: ::says hi:: heartthrob
Humingbird: your cute hehe bye mwa kisez xoxoxoxox
AbortionsTickle: LOL F4G
feetarefunky: haha
be honest....am I your ONLY mindy?
pimp2pimp: bet you wish you couldnt wink
xoxVintageRolexox: Your moms taken!
She never told me that!
She Lied! ^%$#&
Oh the pain, OHH the horror..
Im gonna go Emo and say im gonna kill myself, and then cut myself with a tac, and then show everyone my attempt scars.. muaha
But first I need anger sex
xoxVintageRolexox: I have a confession,

Im inlove with your mom <3
pimp2pimp: Can you see?
feetarefunky: you=my favorite mod.

did you see the enw comment feature???
grinlol
ilikepigtails: I like the way your hair smells smile
hervoicewasgray: highfive
CheapThrill: you're new default is adorable.
UWishUHadMeMe: very cute I love all the pics in different poses!! gotta love a man with style biggrin
Hayley: LIAR!
TheAmericanHigh: holy fucko thats alota shit
Hayley: OH GOD YOUR DEFAULT IS FUCKING HOT! I dig the mullet, Feldy.
jesmo: heartthrobheartthrobheartthrobheartthrob
heartthrobheartthrobheartthrobheartthrob
heartthrobheartthrobheartthrobheartthrob
RevDarling: and alcohol.. let's not forget to mention alcohol
RevDarling: I spent it on hookers and porn?
cheeranddie44: cute
N3rd: rumour I get it from my Mama. lol No, I just wanted to use that emoticon. Thank youbiggrin
thatoneashleechick: i use to be x0xsexxionex0x.
now do you know who i am?
thatoneashleechick: lol, i was just kidding. & + i've talked to you on aim before.
thatoneashleechick: Um, I'm from Eastland, not Housten. & i'm 16. you're 21.
HotBoy4u2: %q feldspar17 5 headbang

you should really add me in your artwork album rofl
cruiserweight306: hubba hubba <3 haha
j2hotnsexy: haha anytime
aimeethegirl: if i was older. i'd be the first in line to rape you.
aimeethegirl: eff being cutest mod. you're the cutest ever. period.
xPlayBoiBunnyx: Damn yous hott! you got that baby face! u n BlazeX414! Ugh! hit me back up babe buh damn! lol! Def. the best moderators! heartthrob Courteney*
whitesky511: definitely the cutest moderator
secludedbutterfly: Your damn fine hotstuff message me back sometime if you want to chat wink
butterflybabie69: hey ur hot hit me back if ur interested
americanidiot420: You listen to hella cool music..AND you like Degrassi! Thats so flippin awesome! lol
Slayerslain: geez man, you have my hair in your default pic. well if it was a little longer and if it was black. lol, it still looks similiar too my hair style. haha.
blush: flowers
j2hotnsexy: damn ur such a cutie <3
calibunny: ok, erase that. <3
iLoveNatas: heartthrob ~♥~ inlove
sweetbleedingmisery: awe, your uber cutesmile <3 Great taste in music, seem like a totally awesome dudegrinlol
zero11223: Your adorable. <33
eek I have that same Sword as you!
<3
blush: Y♥u.
krazykshaw: Shit my bad mike
calibunny: guess what today is.. it's picture whore day. What do you want your sign to say? <3 x 100
AimeeeemiA: e-crush, it's my new account.
xxsccrchck13: Hi e-crush.
calibunny: 1 <3 for you today.
Anhkrehg: Haha sucker! You had her in real life though, so alls good?
honeybear87: *!*Happy Valentine's Day*!*
solomon: sorry, drunkin' messages. lane don't be mad!
homelessXCORE: SUP SEXIIIII.
solomon: omg lyke totally super effin' hot. do me. heartthrob
HopefulDespair: You're man-pretty. smile
KrySpyCrEam358: Lets play with knives,....<3
demonchic17: very nice can i keep u?
ourladyofsorrows: on you head wink
ourladyofsorrows: Why should I list MCR if my names after them? Its obvious I already like them. Why go overboard? Plus, I have grown out of them, Ive had this account for a long time. Body hair is a turn off, and Im in beauty school so hair is in interest, as long as its
ConfinedxInsanity: Sounds like someone's Mad for Plaid. ^_^
I've gotta make you a hella hXc sign or two one of these days. biggrin
hopelesslyblissful: why thank you. smile you're really cute♥
sarahgabriella: ooolala... thanks for the yes!
sarahgabriella: ooolala heartthrob
Hayley: I you, my cheeky friend.
Hayley: Hi butt monkey.
bigirl224: I <3 you
Leigha: hug
iloverocknroll: You're quite a doll. <3
sexyfelicia: ur hott
stenchofheartache: ♥
IsaRealBoy0TheFutile: haha yeah dude say anything rule!
RussianPickle: Dahling, your love would be far from unrequited <3
Btw, sexah music list heartthrob
Huggles: eek hotstuff
blush: Because you know the answer.. heartthrob
blush: And why, you ask??
blush: And then, you will carry me off for our lovely, warm, soothing bath in that beautiful big tub.
blush: After that you will get down on your knees and give me the ring, and I will gasp, and cry, and be surprised that we are taking this a step further..
blush: And then on a rainy night, two sexy lovers will be holding each other tight..In the moonlight.. ♥
blush: Pick me up and I'll be wearing nothing but a pair of tiny dangling earrings.
blush: And we have to set it up soon..
blush: So did you get the scented candles, the lace, the blue rose petals floating on a warm exotic blue-watered bubble bath, the extremely white clean sheets, the sweet champagne ready for our little engagement night?
blush: Do you realize that if I wear stilletos, I will come up easily and close to your mouth? hotstuff
xoxVintageRolexox: You're cutesmile
ASingr4U2NV: grinlol
BigBlinkies: ::heartthrob:: =P
kimmy1516: thanks for the help you really sweet...and very good looking! **kisses** thanks again
chrstinabx: You're cute wink
bigirl224: I'll be your sexy fat chick.heartthrob
jesmo: once upon a time, i <3 you, the end.
ViolenceIsArt: CHEESE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!
jesmo: <3 x 137885
RevDarling: Dear Michael, You are amazing. Love, Lane
BforBitch: Oh i'm sorry mad
RevDarling: Are you challenging me? wink
BigBlinkies: Wow your too hott to handle like a fat roach, your super fly ...<3
rachel
bigirl224: So then just do me. shrug
blush: Tomorrow will be the CPA show (Center for Performing Arts) where we show off the major talent in our school and I'm looking forward to watching it FINALLY without having to do it backstage. tongue
blush: I'm so lonely, and the work I'm doing is not taking my mind off loneliness.
blush: My roommate left for Virginia tonight.
blush: In fact, I've saved that letter and kept it dearly..
blush: I will never forget that wonderful day of encouragement. wink
bigirl224: How about you just break ME instead?? hotstuff
Hayley: True story. ^
Hayley: I love you.
RevDarling: "Can we stay the same if YOU move half the world away" lol.. Head North. Turn RIGHT. I luff you. <3
Carcass: SHE SOOO GAVE ME THE SAME COMMENT!!! but i got two haha
BigBlinkies: someones cute....wonder who?
bigirl224: I guess you were right....Blush will be wearing your balls on a chain around her neck if you break her heart!!! I still love you both though.<3
exile166: I just looked at your artwork, and I laughed. lol

/sigh
ViolenceIsArt: Mike is so great! Mike is so great! Everybody loves him! Mike is so great!
blush: But it's still NOT me! frown
blush: Alas! A new art gallery entry..
blush: Only a couple more years and you'll catch up..
blush: Grow older already! ♥
ILoveJeff77: Very cute! And your art is great. I'd have to say...i'd hit it!!
pixeltastic: le jobless loser. <3
blush: You dropped your pants for another girl!!!! rage
motormiss: Awesome artwork I love it!!
Hayley: I really want to try and gain my track record back but I'm on this shit computer. frown It's damn-near impossible.
AbortionsTickle: PUT SOME PANTS ON, SLUT
blush: Beautiful in Pink. Come here for a wet smooch..
BlueStarRevolution: allrighty, well you're the best ever and yes I have been to conway and I'm transferring to Hendrix next semester
BlueStarRevolution: you should not be so hot
fuckpeople: Awe, thanks. I find you attractive also. biggrin

& yes, they do rock.
blush: Noooo! You're having a nightmare. heartthrob You only..
only1matthew: i'm watching you boy! oO
only1matthew: watching you and blush go back and forth is quite interesting popcorn
blush: Don't go changing profile pics on a dizzy girl! scared
blush: No threats.. Just a warning of the most tragic love story ever if this ends..
blush: And I bet that would hurt much worse than red hot pins being pushed into your all your nailbeds at the rate of 1 mm/10 secs.
blush: I would die a horrible death, blood, guts and life spilling out of every orifice I have..
blush: I'm just going to die. ugh
blush: But you know when you break my heart..
blush: Loretta Bobbit is going to be very happy.
blush: If I find out you're having an affair..
blush: But back to Hayley..
blush: And you should do something about that ginormous pic, cause your comment box is stretched too wide! rage
blush: She's such a spammer.
blush: And Hayley sent you lots of spam!
blush: Aww, no artwork for the blush!
RevDarling: Nice default. Good boy. :pats head:

p.s. Thank you for my pony.. Fudge says, "hi"
Hayley: He's cute all the time in my eyes. ♥
RevDarling: You're cute when you're feisty.
heezy: thats so wrong
heezy: yea buddies, doesn't mean i'd hit it.
i have an acquired taste, your the guy id be friends with.
sorry
sxaxmx: very sexy
Feldspar17: SWEET, HAYLEY SPAM
Hayley: spam *
Hayley: spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam :sp
Hayley: It's been over 24 hours since I last spammed your comments...
s0xGlamerous: very cute <3 and great taste in music.


yes yes yes
Bomba: Mike makes my Monkey Dance
RevDarling: Michael, I am going to kick you in your pee-hole if you do not change my status in LSF
spubkyspiffer: youre so freakin hot Mike. Lets rape eachother
Kent2: what is it halloween again cuz all i see in this profile is a JACKASSOLANTERN

CUT UR FUCKIN BEARD YOU HOMO


THEN CUT UR THROAT


UR A DISGRACE TO AMERICA
badpunksk8rgirl: hot hot hot!!!
Hayley: Is that such a bad thing? *Bats huge anime eyes*
Hayley: You know, you seriously owe me something for forgetting about me offering sex to you.
Allibanana2: So tell me what you want, what you really really want. blah blah blah, if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Make it last forever y0, friendship never ends.
Allibanana2: *ahem...* I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
pixeltastic: fatass.
only1matthew:
only1matthew: with or with out you
only1matthew: and nooo matter what I do I feel the pain
only1matthew: and we are apart I feel like twoo
only1matthew: it's tearing up my heart when i'm with you
xblackrosex: I like you hug
Hayley: When you put it like that... *gets horny*
Hayley: Then why are you sending me off to Kyle!?
Hayley: You don't want me anymore.
Hayley: This affair is really making me feel guilty. I think I'll go to confession at the Catholic church some time this week.
Hayley: You so should be.
Hayley: OMFG, you are my favorite e-person.
Hayley: My boy shorts are wet. ._.
Hayley: Like Ledd's guitar playing to my ears. inlove
Hayley: ♥ Let's elope.
blush: But they're not even close to a smoldering Feldspar17. ♥
blush: It does look sexier with Hayley spamming this. twisted
blush: I'm almost certain you'd give up this poor sexylover for the h-h-h-h-HOT Hayley!! frown
Hayley: Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I'd think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through
Hayley: heartthrob Phone boning with you fulfills me every time.
Hayley: OMFG UR SO HAW!T
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Feldspar17: You totally ROCKED me, baby
Hayley: OMFG!~ I CHEETE!D KIKIK!
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Hayley: Y
Hayley: .
Hayley: e
Hayley: v
Hayley: o
Hayley: l
Hayley: -
Hayley: E
Hayley: .
Hayley: I
Hayley: OMG, I'm getting there. <3
Hayley: You captured my true beauty in your drawing of me.
Hayley: You're neat.
Hayley: Guess what?
DBK: I'm commenting to let you know that you're a fag who is potentially related to those worthless whores Mary Kate and Ashley.
Feldspar17: I'm commenting on myself to disrupt the Hayley-Shannon sexy bombardment.
Hayley: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Hayley: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Hayley: Prepare to be dominated!
bigirl224: Absolutley. What better way to feel good???
bigirl224: Will you nurse me back to health??
bigirl224: I beg to differ. I'm weak in the knees.
bigirl224: you're sexy. really sexy. heartthrob
DBK: You're lucky that you're cool or I'd have e-kicked your ass by now.
Hayley: If only Texas wasn't over a billion miles away. <3333
Hayley: You know when I'm pretty better than I do. redface That's the only reason!
Hayley: ♥ - the woman of many words.
Hayley: Kinda.
Hayley: ♥

Hayley: That's juss thooper.
Hayley: I love you over the internet. Amazing shit eh?
Huggles: frown Actually, No its an old one lol..
smile hitit
rockafeLLaSkank: vote bush! grinlol
Hayley: Terrible player.
Hayley: <3
Hayley: Not. Fair.
Hayley: Too bad, I was going to ditch Kyle and pick you up while you were still on the rebound and would take me.
Hayley: I thought in another thread you said your sexy lover dumped you?
Jstew: i'd bend you over the tailgate of my silverado shrug
boobookittyfck: you make my days better. inlove
blush: Hello my heartthrob.. ♥
HopefulDespair: ♥
Hayley: I ♥ you, more than LSF... but not much more.
Adolf: Good fucking question. When I reopened my account, they were all gone, so enjoy this default in which I sport a general's jacket.
blush: Someone saw us and told! eek
HopefulDespair: Sank woo, veddy mooch.
Hayley: iloveyou
HateMeHarder: Hey, I thought I was due for a comment, so here you are. Still bangin' I see. haha Yeah, that was corny.
bigirl224: so sweet heartthrob
Allibanana2: Haha, Tony actually did that. Regardless, hes awesome.
and thank you. =)
Hayley: Mike is a dork, Long Duck Dong style.
blush: I'm a bit better.. heartthrob
blush: Mike! wave2 <--- cheesy wave.
HopefulDespair: Pishaw.

Ks is much smaller.

Alaska is more like it.
lauren666: *Adddeeeeddddd*, Bitch!
iLoveNatas: ::hugs.for.you:: rolleyes
blush: Why you looking at other women's busts??
Hayley: inlove
Hayley: eek Flatterer!
Hayley: My ceramic bust of Jim Morrison shall watch over you.


FallenMemory: Hey lovie... well not yet but soon you will be in my group.. asap I will invite you because you is TEH hotness...
AbortionsTickle: Thanks, wench.
blush: This guy had his way with me.
HopefulDespair: Why not?! It's a pretty name and I want it for my own.
blush: You better NOT change that default. I don't care what mexicola does to make your body burn.
blush: Oooh! hotstuff SEXY in SPECTACLES!
StrwberrieKsz: dammit! I wanted to piss u off nono

hehe, hug
mexicola: Did I say you can change your default? I THINK NOT!
blush: I'll..



be sad. frown
blush: So yeah. You better show yourself soon Or I'll..
blush: spam spam
blush: (should that have been pun intended?!)
blush: Sausage and Eggs for breakfast!
blush: Ooh, I'm excited for tomorrow.
blush: spam
blush: Where are you?! This girl misses the sexiness.
blush: But you're righter! ugh I fvcked up the "Feldspare17"..
blush: *sigh* Alright, I'm right.
blush: Or Am I right?
blush: Am I right?
blush: I think it ought to be with a heartthrob !!
blush:
blush: Only biggrin???
blush: NO Feldspar17 = ugh blush.
SOME Feldspar17 = shrug blush.
MORE Feldspar17 = inlove blush.
ALL Feldspare17 = hotstuff blush.
Hayley: Mike is uber hot and stuff. *Insert cheesy line here*
blush: You'd notice I only leave my mark within a certain circle. heartthrob
blush: And if you've been carefully following my trail of breadcrumbs..
blush: Other than that, I just think I'm highly interactive. shrug
blush: laugh You know I am not content within my own walls. I need to get out in the open, experience the sunshine, and SPAM. twisted
Hayley: No they don't! redface
blush: grrrrrrrrrrr. shrug
blush: But you deserve a perfect 10. So yeah. :hotstuff"
blush: wow, you just got 9 from me!
blush: Where art thou?
blush: And Aeioxen's gone too!! ugh
blush: No hello, no reply, no nothing..ugh
blush: This world is coming to an end. Because I was on GT (wooo!) only for a moment. You know why. heartthrob
blush: So you better not leave me. ugh
blush: Where the hell did AbortionsTickle go!?
blush: hotstuff PIPE!
blush: so will you allow Aeioxen to love me more? heartthrob
mandibrowneyes: You called me MandiBear awww only two people call me Mandibear now other than yourself, aww <33 and the new default is kick ass.. =) get er dunnnn lol
Bomba: To one of the sexiest man beasts on this site!
Aeioxen: I <3 Blush more than you do!
Hayley: eek You're so naughty.
alljewsontherag: You got my heart pumpin and my cock throbbin jackoff
avixen: Oh my... redface You eyes just took my breath away
AbortionsTickle: Yes, shes FAKE! FAKE I TELL YOU! FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You cant blame me for having your heart torn out smile
Tamis: Rufio? yeah..i heard of them...man what a shitty band :P
Tamis: aww haha you watch degrassi...thats ...almost cute. But yeah, your taste in music is pretty decent, and your quote makes me crave general tso's chicken :/
blush: *to your chest*
blush: blaaaah! I just re-read your list of turn ons! (I'm tall if you make me stand on a stool!) grinlol

Otherwise I'd come up chest maybe. shrug
blush: Just dropping by to give you this: cause you're the sexiest..
mandibrowneyes: Yes, Sideburns are awesome inlove
ViolenceIsArt: Do you like ponies?
Phantomstar: we can't all taste like marjory stewart baxter....but you come pretty damn close....yumtastic tongue
Bomba: You are an amazing paradigm of intelligence!
blush: I didn't know you were 6'4! (A full foot and 1/8 of an inch taller than I am!) oi oi oi! inlove
AbortionsTickle: moon <3
blush: And my sign is up to show my loyalty to the sexy sexy lover I heartthrob
boobookittyfck: haha! inlove
you make me happy.
Aeioxen: First off, thank you. Secondly, blush is way cooler than I am. Stick with her. wink
thedandandan: yarg! And I'm actually a Billy Joel fan, too. How'd I miss him? Curses.
iLoveNatas: neither am i wink
blush: But I'm not the hottest chick on the site. ugh
blush:
mandibrowneyes: ^ugh wtf? this site and it's flaws right now making it double the trouble GRRR at anyrate, yes nice new default , yes for you!
mandibrowneyes: Well hmm, actually I never thought you liked me due to the shit cooterflipflap always says then last night you said that shit about my body rage
daligani: heh, now you are smile
boobookittyfck: *blush*
BlokDFaciaL: James Bond does kick ass headbang You are cool. I've seen you psting around wink
iLoveNatas: ...oh, my not-so-wee michael alan... have a happy night inlove
spubkyspiffer: AESOP ROCK heartthrob
lacedwithblue: i'm actually disgustingly docile. i'm rather known for it. i just maintain a constant level of apathy.. much obliged smile
lykeomgwtf: hahaha, I dunno I think I should charge you 15 bbs just like everyone else tongue
Lunar: much thanks for the comment ^_^ I like your little salute pic.
DBK: Indeed I was. The Dark Tower ist krieg. headbang
blush: I like you lots. C'mere..
Feldspar17: Don't worry my lovely blush, I wouldn't deny you that privilege of exclusivity! heartthrob
blush: So YOU, Mike better not post that sign on your album. I want that exclusively for me. heh.
blush: Yay, I have a sexylover sign!! heartthrob but none of you bitches are going to get to see it --- it's only for MY viewing. grinlol
Jezamarie: Flogging Molly, Aesop Rock... wow. It's not every day you find a fan of those... wink Zonking= to wander around aimlessly while under the influence of drugs and or alcohol
blush: And your 5th sign pic is h-h-h-h-hot. I want a sign!!
blush: But but but.. I don't want to be cute! I've always been cute! Everybody says I'm cute! rage

I want to be gorgeous. think
beeboet: I WON A GAME OF B.S. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE! WOOOOOO!
Underdose: Lol. Thank you for the comment cuteywink message me sometime maybe.
brokenxsmile: ahh i love degrassi also...=]
blush: wink Thanks. Here's full view, a sort of sign I made for a friend..
TheShyGuy: and Alan just went crazy, when I logged into MLB.com I think I figured what happened. Anyways, don't lose faith yet, we still got a shot at that wild card!
TheShyGuy: I definetely hear that bro. Tonight was a tough one, as were the last two with the Braves. It does hurt, espically when they go up by 5 and end up losing or when they just lose by one run... and how about that ump today? I was listening to the game, Milo
Shokinkazeki: in your group "Grammer and Spelling Nazes's Group News and Blog"...uhm...Nazi is spelled just like I spelled it now. N-A-Z-I. And grammar is spelled with two a's. Funny, for a grammar group. smile
AbortionsTickle: Thankyou biggrin
kayunihealdate: your fat
peaceloveandflowers: very cute and great taste in t.v. shows and music.. <3 smile
Hayley: Thanks sweetheart ♥
alwaysinyoureyes: lol, yeah he is... you really cute do u wanna chat some time?
HopefulDespair: :P
iheartpunk: Thank you ^_^
QueenOfTheCrop: I'm a silly bitch
Liv: Cute! smile
saleenshinoda: thanx for the yes smile
fakefunerals: I know people that live in the woodlands. like 4 or 5 people. you're a cutie.
annoyedbyyou: thanks smile
begn4this: thank u
queerfruit: :P haha, thanks Mike.
batmansxwife: thanks :0)
HopefulDespair: Which is worse: an arrogant bitch or a person who loves inane conversation(i.e., me.)? :P (And I apply to both. grinlol)
iheartpunk: Thank you ^_^
ourladyofsorrows: Aww thank you so much for your comment sweetie smile You are adooorable MUAH!
drunkenbutterfly420: you like my hair lol
shweet
drunkenbutterfly420: lookin good
AshleyEatWorld: thankies im loving the hair
kimmy9435: awe! your adorable..
xxwiltedflowerxx: Thanx for the vote (^_^)
liltingoddess: Awww...thanks...you have great hair too...love the way it looks in the main pic. wink
bANAners: Thanks wink
calibunny: One word I can think of




GAY.


haha *mauh*
ULookinAtMe: happy now
xchrystalgracex: what a hottie, you should leave your hair long its HOT!
ULookinAtMe: awww cute!
PunkR0ckGrrlE: awwwww... i love your hair!
xveggiecowx: that emo one is so cute =Þ
bopper: Very handsome! I like the picture with the brown shirt on the best.. Yum Yum
gri: You're total hottie and I wanna do ya right now... can I? oh please... just a little...
letten9ne: good question. i guess because my feminine attributes aren't the main focal point of my pictures. *shrugs* thanks for the comment. you're cute.
rdlgreshamjr: ...only on the weekends. ;-)
chelkitty: thankie for comment, cutie!
Fumbles4lf: no problem i only speek the truth!! wink
beeboet: ow ow! thanks for the comment, mikey wink hope you like this site as much as i do - enjoy! *mwah!*
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