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| Name | Jamaal-Add me and join me on Street Wars | ||
| Age | 30 | ||
| Webcam? | yes | ||
| Taken? | Already has a sexy lover! | ||
| Location | |||
| Country | Canada | ||
| State | Saskatchewan | ||
| City | Moose Jaw | ||
| About Me | |||
| The shit that matters...kinda I'm a pro wrestler... ...and when I'm not beating up opponents in the ring, I play hockey during the winter when time permits. I spent 9 years in the army reserves, and after missing out on several excellent civilian jobs, decided that I couldn't afford to keep doing it and left. I now work in construction, and enjoy it immensely. I am a musician to the core, and I write my own songs, sing, and play guitar and bass. I'm not here to find a date, as I have a great gal in my life right now. I'm here to meet people, and have fun, though I wouldn't be opposed to dating someone that I meet IRL from here if the timing and connection were right. If you wanna get to know me, then message me. I will write back to you. If not, then carry on. If you're skeptical about adding me, and sharing your private folders with me, I understand. There are some people who save your nudes, and post them on other sites for fun. Rest assured that I'm not one of these people, and that I find it to be a craft used and enjoyed by only the lamest of the lame. Further to that, any interest I might have in your nudes, is generally not perverse. I consider myself an afficionado of the female gender. In other words, I view the female body as an art afficionado would view a painting. Every woman is unique, and I find beauty in the various unique attributes that every woman has. I can find beauty where many fail to do so, and even if you think I might have given you a no, you might be surprised. I almost always give people a yes vote in my initial rating of them. It may be subject to change, but nonetheless, it was there initially. The superficial shit Height: 5'7" Weight: 195 pounds Build: Athletic, but bulky. Ethnicity: 50% Caucasian, 37.5% black, and 12.5% Cherokee Hair: Dark Brown/Black when I have it Eyes: Brown Chest: 42" Waist: 33" Hips:44" Neck: 23" Biceps: 16" Thighs: 30" Penis: Not for you to know, unless I decide to tell you  Speaks: English, French, and a little bit of German and Spanish |
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| Music, wrestling, cars, singing, guitars, basses, jam sessions, karaoke, ice hockey, martial arts, rollerblading, building my own computers, chatting, beer, whiskey, tequila, rum, more whiskey, more beer, more, rum, more tequila, and still more whiskey. |
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 Means a big turn on,  means a moderate turn on, and means a mild turn on. Nice eyes(I'm a sucker for big beautiful eyes) Honesty Great personality Musically inclined Athletic Tattoos *Note: Can be depending on placement and type. Bondage Biting/Being Bitten Getting slapped/spanked/hit/whipped Corsets Fishnet Piercings are cool, but human pincushions kinda freak me out. I'm not picky about body type either. Big girls can be sexy too. My favorites list has quite a few examples of what I like. |
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 Arrogance - Confidence is not a bad thing, but nobody's perfect, so don't act like you are.Backstabbing - I have a very low tolerance for people who talk shit about others behind their backs. If you can't say it to their face, then just shut the fuck up.Lying - You don't have to try to impress me, just be yourself. I'm just some random stranger online.Online toughguys/girls - Trying to be a tough guy online is lame, so don't bother. I had a friend who mouthed off the wrong guy online. The guy turned out to be an HA member, traced his IP, got his address, and messed him up bad. Think about that one next time you mouth people off in chat!Anorexia/Bulimia - It's the ultimate disrespect to yourself. If you can't accept yourself for who you are, then how can you expect others to accept you? Get help! There are better, and healthier ways to improve your appearance.Shallow people - If you have no personality, and can't be open-minded, then don't bother talking to me. True beauty is so much more than just a great body and flawless appearance...and I stress appearance
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| My IRL love, Babygurlz. Real life friends, PondNymph, Trove, Laura53 E-friends: ghengis, x0creature0x, gidgie, o0OMandyO0o, xblackrosex, Rhifer, UPSWyatt, YummieJellyBeans, QuadThreat, thebluetigress, Melbabe214, bvalks, Zendiva03, lilshawty, ScarletNights, Baphomet, sgtrama, thadood, LordZio, Micheal, and all the other wicked cool people in chat and GT whose faces I don't spit in with spite. Gotta send a special shoutout to my azn monkey buddies, koruptkorean, and azndisturbedhell. Their comic genius knows no boundaries. |
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| TV Show | House(me and ol' Greg are kindred spirits), ATHF(my new favorite cartoon), Hockey(go Leafs!), Family Guy, Futurama, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Tripping the Rift, Becker, John Callaghan's Quads, Comedy shows, Discovery Channel Shows(Superstructures, American Chopper, Fear Fighters, Storm Watch, Frontiers of Construction, Ultimate Ten), and many more. | ||
| Movies | Full Metal Jacket, Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, A Clockwork Orange, Strange Brew, Super Troopers, The Jerky Boys Movie, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Hamburger Hill, and many more. | ||
| Music |  Damageplan, Pantera, Dream Theater, Strapping Young Lad, Children of Bodom, Ozzy, Lacuna Coil, Black Label Society, Seether, Breaking Benjamin, Dope, Sevendust, Alter Bridge, Crossfade, Coal Chamber, Deftones, Disturbed, Lamb of God, Tourniquet, Fear Factory, Necrophagist, Taproot, Coheed and Cambria, Carcass, Drowning Pool, Godsmack, Killswitch Engage, Incubus, Machine Head, Hed P.E., Rammstein, Revis, Velvet Revolver, Seven Mary Three, Sepultura, SOAD, Type O Negative, and many more
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| Book | I don't read many books. Usually just webpages, newspapers, and magazines, but the ones I've read and liked are: The Art Of War by SunTzu, Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNab, and J.R.R. Tolkien books. | ||
| Quote | Quotes by Me "My music is the story of my life, and I'm telling it to you. It's the greatest gift I have to give, and the best that I can do. So take my music with you, and never with it part. For as long as you have my music, you have a piece of my heart." "Recycling is okay, but it's pointless if all you're making is more garbage" "Fuck off! Fuck right off!" "If I wanted your lip, I'd give you $50 and ask you to suck my dick." "Your existence is a strong case in favor of Pro-Choice." "Big or small, short or tall. There's a nightmare perfect for you all" "I see your , and raise you a  .""Newbs are like herpes. They may go away for a while, but they always come back at the most inconvenient time." "I can tell you in all honesty that in real life, there's only like a 30% chance of you liking me, and a 10% chance that I'd like you back." "Don't point fingers when you're the one who farted." "Calling an idiot an idiot, is like shooting baby rats with a shotgun...a waste of time and effort" Quotes by others "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" - W.C. Fields "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity" - unknown "You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-O!" - Frylock(ATHF) "Inexplicably, the push button to activate reverse on the Gallardo is NOT on the centre console, but on the dash to the left of the steering wheel. Must be an ex-Honda interior designer working at Lamborghini; they're always putting things over there where they don't belong..." - Jim Kenzie |
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Nabokov
its nifty
rofl
How original.
heh heh, okay i'm a bad girl.
Not my fault that you're not prettier than the last yes vote that I got, and if you could handle a no vote, then why did you even bother talking to me?
" Better?
shut up *runs awat crying while claiming to have something in my eye*
Yeah, but you're ugly and your mom dresses you funny, so me > you.
. *~hannah~*