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Profile for BernsteinDiePirat (offline- last on: Jul 28, 10)
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| Name | Amber | ||
| Age | 24 | ||
| Webcam? | yes | ||
| Taken? | Already has a sexy lover! | ||
| Location | |||
| Country | United States | ||
| State | New York | ||
| City | Not Given | ||
| About Me | |||
I'm a pirate. I'm messy, spontaneous, blunt, and very opinionated. Chances are I'm smarter than you, I just won't go out of my way to prove it. I'm currently taking a break from school, but I do plan on eventually obtaining a Ph.D. in Wildlife Biology -- yes, I sleep in trees and play in mud and briers. I also game a lot and thoroughly enjoy the company of geeks and nerds.  I used to be one of the site's IRC ops (NOT a moderator) but dislike the system used since the site changed ownership, so left. The glory days are over. Please note: I'm not naive enough to care about the opinions of those people on a superficial voting site. If I vote you yes, congrats; you have some sort of redeeming quality. "I don't read" or "Books are dumb" results in an automatic no. Don't try to add me without first talking to me and if you're pissed that I didn't vote you "yes", join the rest of the insecure bastards that run rampant around here -- lashing out just confirms the reason I voted your sorry ass "no". =) Be warned: by voting for me you're not going to automatically gain a return vote, but you will receive the truth -- not that I would "hit you" per say, but that there is something respectable within your character. Sorry, I have a life outside of the internet...and a wonderfully nerdy boyfriend. <3 |
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| Napping. Moving to random countries and, more recently cities. Corrupting the youth of today, thus destroying the future of tomorrow. Reading. eBay, the only place on earth you can find almost anything. Outdoorsy activities -- hiking, camping, whitewater rafting, rock climbing (even though I suck at gym climbing walls), repelling, zip lines, biking, skydiving, spelunking, etc... | |||
| Turn Ons | |||
| Logic and skepticism. Precipitation. Coca-Cola. Crayons. Members of the male species (especially those taller and older than I). Intelligence. Potatoes of any sort. Conversationalists. Phoenix Axe Body Spray. Double-Delight Mint Oreos. Solitude. Blowing bubbles in chocolate milk. Accents that stem from speaking a guttural language as your first, e.g. Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, or German. Crab Rangoon. Nerds and/or band geeks. Hands. Boxers. Chat boys from the glory days. Rape. Soft blankets and warm beds. Ice cream. Halloween. Facial hair. Ranters. Mysteriousness. Deep voices. Innocents. Night. Devotion to me. Blue eyes. Shiny stabbities. Pup tents. Long hair. Nature. Glasses. PIRATES! | |||
| Turn Offs | |||
| Religious fanatics. Liars. Smoking. Excessive drinking. Drugs. Unnecessary drama. Cheaters. PpL dAt TlK lYk DiS!!1ONEONE1!! Watermelon Jell-O. Nudity. Dimpled chins. Sun. Generic away messages. Pink. Oysters. Numerous misspellings. Knees. Forced exposure to humanity. People who purposely conform to a set stereotype rather than be themselves. General idiocy. Hats worn backwards. Clones of society. Forum whores. Extreme amounts of body hair. People who hate animals. Make-up. Asking for private pictures. Random "add4adds". NINJAS! | |||
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| I hate nearly everybody, at least on this site. Some more than others. You generally know what I think of you, and why. If not, ask. I'll be more than happy to clarify matters. <3 Bill, Doug, and, of course, Logan. | |||
| Favorite Things | |||
| TV Show | I actually don't subscribe to television. However, I do enjoy watching Firefly, Star Trek, House, Boston Legal, Cosmos, The Twilight Zone, and Dexter whenever the opportunity arises. | ||
| Movies | The Boondock Saints, The Shawshank Redemption, Inception, District 9, Shutter Island, Serenity, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Madagascar, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Robin Hood, Hoodwinked, Edward Scissorhands, Troy, Chronicles of Narnia, King Arthur, X-Men (I and II), Benny and Joon, The Incredibles, Secret Window, The Phantom of the Opera, The Pest, Mulan, Hidalgo, Secondhand Lions, Munich, Runaway Jury, Mystic River, Taking Lives, Chicken Run, Atlantis, Dogma, Sinbad Legend of the Lost Sea, The Brave Little Toaster, GATTACA, The Goonies, Edward Scissorhands, Muppet Treasure Island, Lord of the Rings, Brother Bear, E.T., Chocolat, Quest for Camelot, The Land Before Time, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Carebears, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teenage Mutant PIRATE Turtles, Finding Neverland, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Chicken Run, Ocean's 11, Ocean's 12, Amelie, Finding Nemo, The Last Unicorn, Shrek (I and II), Hook, and pretty much any Disney cartoon... | ||
| Music | Anything but rap. Metal, classical, rock, techno, show tunes and any old songs from my childhood -- Falconer, Tyr, Epica, Sirenia, Swashbuckle, Korpiklaani, Sonata Arctica, FlaMetal, Liquid Amber, Incubus, Infernal, The Beatles, Guanako, Ganzer, Celtic Frost, Pantera, Boston, Dying Fetus, Rammstein, Autlaw, Blutstahl, Zeronic, Cannibal Corpse, Children of Bodom, Mortician, Seltsam, Snoozebox, The Virus, Cradle of Filth, Daft Punk, Opeth, Nightwish, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Klaus Badelt, Orange Range, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Carbon Leaf, Voltaire, The Black Dahlia Murder, Venom, etc... | ||
| Book | I'll read anything I can get my grubby paws on, but I prefer sci-fi and fantasy -- The Name of the Wind, Spindle's End, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus, Through Wolf's Eyes, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, The Mists of Avalon, The City of the Beasts, Howling Mad, The Master and Margarita, Wicked, Son of a Witch, A Midsummer Night's Dream, The Metamorphosis, A Rose for Emily, The Outlaws of Sherwood, Why Elephants Have Big Ears, The Oath, Black Horses for the King, Sherlock Holmes, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, The Prince of Shadow, The Green Mile, The Wheel of Time series, The Sword of Truth and Harry Potter series, anything by Piers Anthony, Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury, David Eddings, or Robert Frost (It's poetry, I know, but still exceptional reading). | ||
| Quote | "I'm not [your mother], but if I was, I'd raise up my skirts and piss on you from the loins that gave you birth." -- Stephen King, The Green Mile "Faith is a device of self-delusion, a sleight of hand done with words and emotions founded on any irrational notion that can be dreamed up. Faith is the attempt to coerce truth to surrender to whim. In simple terms, it is trying to breathe life into a lie by trying to outshine reality with the beauty of wishes. Faith is the refuge of fools, the ignorant, and the deluded, not of thinking, rational men." -- Terry Goodkind, The Sword of Truth " 'The conservatives won't like that.' | 'They never do. Conservatives wouldn't even change their underwear if they didn't have to.' " -- David Eddings, The Tamuli |
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You are very sexy, will you rate me back.. I would love to add you to my friends list if you want just send the request. I would be happy to add you..Yo
hello, how've you been?
<----one day.....one day 
